Get off my lawn, business cards

I have had the intolerable joy of writing a response post to Thomas Myer's GOML about people who don't use business cards. If you've not seen Get Off My Lawn before, its content comprises of a bunch of old and grumpy curmudgeons complaining about the world. It's hilarious. I decided to post a response to myerman's submission, entitled "People who use business cards".

Check it out at Get Off My Lawn.